Thursday, 16 October 2014

Coffee Puns

What do people buy coffee with? Starbucks.

Selling coffee has its perks for those who have bean so lucky

'Did you remember to buy me the coffee with ice cream inside it?'. 'Oh I'm sorry, affogato!'.

If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you'll be latte for work.

The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.

Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.

Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso 

themselves.

The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth.

Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'.

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